- Scientists Develop Deadly Strain Of Bird Flu That Could Kill Millions, Want To Publish Full Details Of How They Did It
- Flu shot fantasies: How influenza vaccines halt flu infections (even when they don’t) (Natural News, Dec. 20, 2011):
Vaccines are so effective at halting disease that they confer total immunity, say vaccine advocates. “Take a flu shot and you won’t get the flu!” Both flu shots and MMR vaccines are so safe and effective that everybody should be forced to take them, they insist.
And why? Because they claim all those un-vaccinated people will spread disease to the vaccinated people!
(Insert vinyl record screeching sound here.)
Hold on just a minute. Wasn’t their whole argument about vaccines based on the idea that they confer total immunity to those who take them? Well, if that’s true then they should have no fear whatsoever of un-vaccinated people!
According to vaccine promoters, if you take a flu shot vaccine, that means you can run around and drench yourself in flu viruses with total immunity. You can lick dirty doorknobs, shake hands with people who just wiped their runny noses, and even touch filthy drooling babies right before you eat a sandwich with your contaminated hands. Thanks to the vaccine, you’re now bulletproof!
So why worry at all about un-vaccinated people infecting you?
Vaccines cause brain damage
See, the vaccine logic just doesn’t add up. There’s a reason for that, of course: Vaccines make you stupid. The chemical adjuvants added to vaccines actually cause neurological damage and interfere with healthy cognitive function. That’s why brain-damaged people who take vaccines — also known as Vaccine Zombies — can’t work out the simple logic explained above.
It’s also why people who take vaccines are easily fooled into taking yet more vaccines. The critical thinking parts of their brains have been impaired, and they also have trouble with math and finances. Did you know that two-thirds of Americans cannot explain how compound interest works? Try to explain fundamental concepts of fractional-reserve banking to your average vaccine consumer and you’ll quickly discover just how brain damaged they really are.
Vaccines, fluoride, MSG and toxic heavy metals all work together in our modern world to chemically lobotomize the masses, turning them into drooling (useful) idiots who are just barely smart enough to punch a clock and operate some machinery on the job, but not nearly smart enough to realize how much they’re all being ripped off by the Fed’s money creation schemes that devalue the currency.
In fact, you might say that a vaccine-impaired population is absolutely essential for the existence of a police state government that relies on the poor cognitive function of its own citizens to maintain power and control over them. If people could actually do math, for example, they’d be marching in Washington right now — just over the national debt if nothing else.
Vaccine zealots are time travelers (in their own minds)
Another especially hilarious truism about flu shots is that they only work if you go back in time to the year before and expose yourself to last year’s flu viruses. That’s because each year’s flu shot is made from the circulating viral strains found last year, not this year.
Viruses mutate rapidly, resulting in structural changes that often circumvent immune system antibodies, especially if those antibodies were created in response to exposure of a different strain. So getting injected with last year’s viral strains is only useful if you’re a time traveler with a time machine in your living room. Wanna relive the flu season of 2007? No problem! The vaccine companies have those strains readily available for you. Just crank up your time-traveling gizmo that you bought on eBay and you’re ready to roll!
But if you’re looking to protect yourself in the present (or the near future), getting injected with last year’s influenza strain is about as idiotic as thinking you can beat the stock market by buying a crystal ball off eBay.
Vaccines need no proof that they work
The best part about the total morons who get vaccinated every year with flu shots is watching them try to explain why they always get sick anyway!
Me: “Hi, Cathy. Merry Christmas. Oh, you’re sick again this year? What happened?”
Cathy: “I don’t know, I just started feeling tired and achy again, and now I’m vomiting every four hours and can’t eat.”
Me: “Huh, sounds like the flu. But that’s weird, don’t you get the flu shot every year?”
Cathy: “Yeah, and it’s a good thing, too, because if I didn’t, this flu would have been even worse.”
This is, of course, the very kind of loopy “quackery” logic that mainstream medicine invokes when attacking holistic medicine or homeopathy. Notice that Cathy has now justified her vaccine injections by believing they offered her flu protection even when she’s the one who’s sick? Furthermore, she mistakenly believes that flu shots reduce the severity of her influenza infection, even when that’s pure bunk as well.
It’s a curious behavioral tendency in humans, of course, to rationalize their decisions with irrational thinking. This is especially true in the vaccine industry where people have been brainwashed into thinking vaccines are effective whether or not they actually work.
Option #1) Did you avoid the flu this winter? Must have been the flu shot!
Option #2) Catch a flu this winter? Oh, it “could have been worse” without the flu shot.
So, in the minds of the flu shot takers, there is no scenario in which the flu shot fails. It ALWAYS works in their minds, regardless of the outcome. That’s a sure sign that somebody at the medical clinic is quacking like a duck… Quack! Quack!
99% of the vaccine-taking public are delusional
What makes this all so hilarious? Well, for starters, flu shots only prevent flu symptoms in 1 out of 100 people who take them (http://www.naturalnews.com/033998_i…).
This means that 99% of flu take takers are delusional, living in a medical wonderland complete with fairies, unicorns and leprechauns who magically appear to defend them against influenza infections.
Perhaps more hilariously, 99% of the doctors and pharmacists are also delusional because they promote flu shots even when there is absolutely no scientific evidence to support the idea that they really work. There are no credible clinical trials performed on any flu vaccines before they are rolled out, did you know? Sure, the drug companies inject a few dozen volunteers with the shot and watch for symptoms over a period of 14 days or so, but that’s not a real clinical trial (too small, too short, and it’s all funded by the vaccine companies anyway). Not surprisingly, nobody in the field of medicine bothers to test the efficacy of flu shots versus vitamin D supplements, because they know vitamin D would vastly out-perform flu shots in its ability to prevent influenza infections.
That’s the beauty of flu shots: They need no proof! Because the people who take them will convince themselves that the flu shots are working, even when they’re the ones getting sick all the time.
Meanwhile, the people who are NOT getting sick tend to be the people who are taking vitamin D supplements, who are drinking immune-boosting herbal tea, and who lead healthy lifestyles. That’s what really works to prevent the flu… no vaccine necessary!
So watch out for the loopy logic and twisted minds of flu shot promoters. These people are a bit lacking in the brains department, with a few shelves missing from their cognitive library. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. In a room full of chimpanzees, they’d be the last to escape.
These are not the best and brightest that humanity has to offer, that’s for sure. No wonder vaccines are now being used to promote infertility, because even Bill Gates admits that the globalists don’t want these people to reproduce.
More information on vaccinations:
- Australia: Immunize Your Children Or Lose Benefits, Parents Told (ABC News, Nov. 25, 2011)
- Australian Journalist Wins Prestigious Award For Exposing Flu Vaccine Scandal
- DARPA: Do Away With Antibiotics, Then Destroy All Pathogens
- Medical Mafia Fascism Forces Parents To Hide Their Children
– 11 Shocking Things You Now Realize To Be True (But You Never Would Have Believed Just Three Years Ago)
- Baxter (The Same Company That Sent 72 Kg Of Avian Flu Vaccines Contaminated With Live H5N1 Virus And Filed The Swine Flu Vaccine Patent A Year Ahead Of Outbreak) Recalls 300,000 Flu Vaccines For Serious Adverse Reactions
- Wichita Schools Ban Students Whose Vaccination Status Is Not Current
- US Government Wants To Test Anthrax Vaccine On Children
- And Now: CDC Advisory Panel Declares Young Boys Should Be Vaccinated Against HPV, Cervical Cancer
– MSM Pushes ‘Success’ Of Experimental GSK Malaria Vaccine, Ignoring Deadly Side Effects
- Canada: 52 of 98 Teens Who Caught Measles Were Fully Vaccinated
- Flu Shots Contain More Than 250 Times The EPA’s Safety Limit for Mercury
- Governor Jerry Brown Signed Bill AB499 Allowing 12-Year-Old Children Giving ‘Consent’ To Gardasil Vaccine Injections Without Their Parents’ Knowledge
- Finland: 79 Children Develop Narcolepsy After Swine Flu Vaccine, Need Lifetime Medical Care
- CDC Vaccine Secrets Revealed (Video)
– Lethal Injection: The Story Of Vaccination (Documentary)
- Gov. Rick Perry lies again about Texas Gardasil scandal, claims woman he met after signing executive order lobbied him to pass it
- GMO Gardasil DNA Contamination: EMA Steps Up To The Plate, FDA Drops The Ball
- Outrage: 100% Human Papillomavirus (HPV) DNA Contamination In GMO Gardasil Vaccine Reported To FDA
- 3 Girls Dead, Others Hospitalized After Gardasil HPV Vaccine
- 100 Compiled Studies on Vaccine Dangers
- California Bill Would Allow To Inject HPV Vaccine Into 12 Year-Olds Without Parental Consent
- Institute of Medicine Adverse Reactions Report Admits MMR Vaccine Causes Measles, Seizures, Anaphylaxis And Other Health Problems
- Bill Gates In Global Push To Vaccinate Every Child On The Planet
- Bill Gates Says Vaccine Investment Offers Best (Depopulation) Returns
- CDC Vaccine Scientist Who Downplayed Links To Autism Indicted By DOJ In Alleged Fraud Scheme
- US Government Vaccine Compensation Payouts Prove Autism Link
– CDC Vaccine Scientist Who Downplayed Links To Autism Indicted By DOJ In Alleged Fraud Scheme
- Panel Confirms H1N1 Vaccine Link with Narcolepsy – Health Official: Swine Flu Vaccinations for Children Possibly a Mistake
- Japan: Four Infants Die Shortly After Receiving Pfizer, Sanofi Vaccines
- More Horrific US Medical Experiments Come to Light
- US Supreme Court Shields Vaccine Makers From Lawsuits
- Flu Vaccine Failure In Western Pennsylvania
- And NOW: Boys ‘Need’ HPV Vaccination To Prevent Genital Warts, Anal Cancers And To Help Protect Women Against Cervical Cancer
- International Medical Council on Vaccination Refutes Vaccine Propaganda With Myth-Busting Report
- The Seasonal Flu Vaccine Fairy Tale Collapses
- Man Dies of Swine Flu Despite Swine Flu Vaccine
- Two-Thirds of Whooping Cough Cases Were Vaccinated in Worst Outbreak in More Than 60 Years
- 1 in 3 Americans Already Got A Extremely Toxic Flu Shot This Year
- Vaccination Link To H3N2 Death Cluster In Japan Hospital?
- UK Government ‘Investigates’ 300 ‘Mystery’ Baby Deaths on Cyprus
- Pregnant women to be vaccinated against flu for first time: Genocide!
- India: Twins Die Minutes After Measles Vaccination
- CDC Allegedly Falsifies Reports, Ignoring Up To 3,587 Miscarriages From H1N1 Swine Flu Vaccine
- More Than $1.5 Million in First-Ever Vaccine-Autism Court Award
- 3 Babies Die Within Hours After They Were Vaccinated
- And Now: Mandatory Flu Shot Pushed For Healthcare Workers (With Unemployment As Only Alternative)
- Cervical Cancer Vaccine For Girls Aged 12 Can Be Given Without Parental Consent
- Mother Wins £90,000 MMR Vaccine Compensation After 18 Years
- Dr Robert Sapolsky’s Stress Vaccine: A ‘Herpes Virus To Carry Engineered ‘Neuroprotective’ Genes Deep Into The Brain To Neutralize The Rogue Hormones Before They Can Cause Damage
- First batch of untested (!) flu vaccines approved by the FDA causes seizures in children
- WHO To Tax Internet Usage To Fund Genocide Vaccines In Third-World Countries
- WHO Wants to Tax Us to Death, Plans Billions in Internet and Other Taxes
- Rotavirus Vaccines Contaminated With Pig Virus, But FDA Says No Problem
- Dr. Len Horowitz: Profitable Depopulation Plot Links JPMorgan and Goldman Sachs to Vaccination Contaminations and Big Pharma Corruption
- Dr. Rima E. Laibow: The Globalist Depopulation Agenda
- Discharged IDF Soldiers Sue For Millions Over Anthrax Vaccine Experiment
- Rotarix Rotavirus Vaccine Contaminated With Pig Virus DNA
- European health officials: ‘H1N1 pandemic false alarm, inquiry to expose the truth’
- 60 Million in US Vaccinated Against Swine Flu … They Have Just Destroyed Their Health
- Police State: Student Suspended And Assaulted For Handing Out ANTI-VACCINE Flyers
- Swine Flu Pizza Party: Get a shot, get a pizza for your class!
- Virologist Adrian Gibbs Repeats H1N1 Swine Flu Lab-Escape Claim in Published Study
- Shocking H1N1 Swine Flu Vaccine Miscarriage Stories From Pregnant Women
- Dr. Roby Mitchell Retracts H1N1 Vaccine Advice After Reading Insert!
- French Woman Develops Guillain-Barre Syndrome After H1N1 Swine Flu Vaccination
- Poland: Health Minister Says No To The H1N1 Swine Flu Vaccine For The Entire Country
- Boy developed Guillain-Barre syndrome within hours after swine flu vaccination, but CDC says no clear link
- 3 Dutch babies die after pneumococcal vaccine, Dutch authorities pull Pfizer’s Prevenar batch
- UK government: All schoolchildren may be vaccinated against H1N1 swine flu
- CFR admits false scarcity tactic to get people to take the H1N1 swine flu vaccine
- Twenty Reasons Why Vitamin D Is Better Than The Swine Flu Vaccine
- Protect your child from swine flu vaccinations: A letter for your school principal (and nursing staff)
- H1N1 Swine Flu A National Emergency? Take A Close Look At This Chart
- Dr. Gary Null Speaking Out at the NYS Assembly Hearing on Vaccinations, Fraud, Junk Science, Crimes Against Humanity and Profit
- CDC Guesstimated H1N1 Swine Flu Cases and Refused CBS Freedom of Information Act Request
- President Obama declares H1N1 swine flu a national emergency
- Flu Vaccine Brainwashing by the U.S. Department of Health & Human Services
- Doctor, cited on FOX News as expert on infectious diseases, would not give highly toxic swine flu vaccine to his children
- Satire: How to be a swine flu vaccine zealot
- New York judge puts hold on mandatory swine flu vaccinations
- Robert F. Kennedy Jr. – Shocking Vaccine Cover Up
- Junk Science And The Flu Vaccine Scam Revealed
- Dr. Leonard Horowitz: The CDC’s Vaccination Genocide
- Autism Explodes As Childhood Vaccines Increase
- ‘Just get your damn vaccine’ America! (The Swine Flu Conspiracy
- Canada will protect swine flu vaccine maker GlaxoSmithKline from lawsuits
- CDC drafts ‘ISOLATION ORDER’ for swine flu (H1N1)
- Poll: Nearly 2/3 of US parents won’t vaccinate their children against the H1N1 swine flu
- Australia: Nationwide swine flu vaccination
- US: Military to get mandatory swine flu shots soon
- Washington State lifts limit on mercury preservative in swine-flu vaccine
- Forced Swine Flu Vaccination Refused By Nurses In New York
- Long Island nurses to rally against mandatory swine flu vaccines
- Seasonal flu shot may increase H1N1 risk
- First wave of vaccine will be mostly nasal spray, a LIVE FLU VIRUS
- Nanoparticles used in untested swine flu vaccines
- China: Mass Swine Flu Vaccination
- US: Governor Baldacci proclaims civil emergency due to H1N1
- EMERGENCY UPDATE: French government document details forced mass vaccination plans from September 28th: GPs and hospitals to be excluded.
- Study: Causal Connection Between Thimerosal and Autism Established
- Historical facts exposing the dangers and ineffectiveness of vaccines
- Exposed: ‘The Swine Flu Hoax’ by Andrew Bosworth, Ph.D.
- Up to 60% of doctors may refuse swine flu vaccine
- Massachusetts ’swine flu’ legislation: A $1000 fine per day or up to 30 days in prison for each day that you do not follow the emergency declaration rules
- Yes, you will! FORCED vaccinations, isolation & quarantine, health care interrogations and mandatory ‘decontaminations’
- German health expert’s swine flu warning; Does virus vaccine increase the risk of cancer?
- Dr. Russell Blaylock: Harmful Effects of Swine Flu Vaccine
- Swine Flu: The DynCorp ‘COINCIDENCE’
- H1N1 Swine Flu Pandemic: October Surprise Prevention
- Dr. Russell Blaylock: How to reduce the toxic effects if force vaccinated
- Poll: Only a third of nurses willing to have swine flu vaccine
- Leaked Government letter to neurologists reveals concern about swine flu vaccine
- Untested swine flu vaccine could be given to your children
- £27,000 swine flu bonus for GPs
- Squalene: The Swine Flu Vaccine’s Dirty Little Secret Exposed
- NVIC on swine flu and the consequences for you!
- US Military To Work With FEMA During Swine Flu Pandemic
- Former Assistant Secretary of Housing: ‘I believe one of the goals of the swine flu vaccine is depopulation’
- US: 12,000 Children To Be Swine Flu Vaccine Guinea Pigs
- 131 Children Vaccinated At Gunpoint In Africa
- Baxter Filed Swine Flu Vaccine Patent a Year Ahead of Outbreak
- UK Government Swine Flu Advisor On Vaccine Maker Payroll
- Swine flu vaccine to be cleared after five-day trial !!!
- Baxter sent out 72 kilos of live bird flu material destined for vaccines confirmed by Austrian Health Minister Alois Stöger
- Baxter: Product contaminated with live H5N1 avian flu virus
- Now Legal Immunity for Swine flu Vaccine Makers
- New Zealand orders 300,000 doses of untested and unapproved swine flu vaccine
- Journalist Files Charges against WHO and UN for Bioterrorism and Intent to Commit Mass Murder
- Swine Flu 1976: Reality vs. Propaganda
- Homeopathy Successfully Treated Flu Epidemic of 1918
- Epidemic Influenza And Vitamin D (Flashback)
- Dr. Russell Blaylock on 1976 Swine Flu and Current Outbreak
- Merck Plant Dumps Vaccine Waste and Chemicals Into Water Supply
- Vaccines and Medical Experiments on Children, Minorities, Woman and Inmates (1845 – 2007)
Swine Flu and the Microchip:
- VeriChip Corp. Granted Exclusive License for Patents Used in Virus Triage Detection System for H1N1 Virus
- Greg Evenson on Microchips and Swine Flu
- Whistleblower: Forced vaccinations – clear warning
Additional information on Tamiflu:
- Canada ignores Oxford University’s warning about Tamiflu
- Swine flu: TV presenter’s daughter almost died after taking Tamiflu
- Study: Tamiflu causes sickness and nightmares in children
- Tamiflu drug made with cocktail of chemical ingredients, linked with bizarre behavior
- Bird Flu Medicine Toxic for Teens
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