A is for Aspartame – The magic powder that turns diet soda into brain poison.
B is for Bailout money – Because all we really need is another trillion dollars.
C is for Codex Alimentarius – Because we all need to be protected from dangerous vitamins, right?
D is for Dumbing Down – No matter how uneducated the kids are, there’s always a public school willing to compromise its standards just enough to let them pass.
E is for Environmental Policy – Because treating the rivers and waterways like America’s toilet makes for fascinating beach swimming.
F is for FDA (or Foreclosures) – Just what we need: A Big Pharma tyranny enforcement branch in Washington D.C.
G is for Genetically Modified Organisms – Because playing God with the food supply sounded like such a great idea, we just couldn’t resist.
H is for Health insurance (or lack thereof) – Just another financial scam to enslave Americans in a medical police state while denying them access to real health services.