A recent al-Qaeda video shows a militant training to carry out his mission of lying back and watching America’s status as a superpower erode
- FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States (THE ONION, April 15, 2014):
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back and enjoy themselves while the United States collapses of its own accord.
Multiple intelligence agencies confirmed that the militant Islamist organization and its numerous affiliates intend to carry out a massive, coordinated plan to stand aside and watch America’s increasingly rapid decline, with terrorist operatives across the globe reportedly mobilizing to take it easy, relax, and savor the spectacle as it unfolds.
“We have intercepted electronic communication indicating that al-Qaeda members are actively plotting to stay out of the way while America as we know it gradually crumbles under the weight of its own self-inflicted debt and disrepair,” FBI Deputy Director Mark F. Giuliano told the assembled press corps. “If this plan succeeds, it will leave behind a nation with a completely dysfunctional economy, collapsing infrastructure, and a catastrophic health crisis afflicting millions across the nation. We want to emphasize that this danger is very real.”
“And unfortunately, based on information we have from intelligence assets on the ground, this plot is already well under way,” he added.
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- Millenial Hope – Then And Now (In One Cartoon) (ZeroHedge, March 21, 2014):
Presented with no comment…
h/t The Burning Platform via Cagle Post
And as a gentle reminder of why… here is the full breakdown of “young vs old” jobs since the start of the Depression in December 2007: those 55 and older have gained 4.9 million jobs. Those under 55 are still some 3.1 million jobs below their December 2007 level.
- Friday Humor: Obamacare’s Latest Target Audience: The Liberal Tea Party (ZeroHedge, March 20, 2014):
Forget easy women, keg-standing frat-boys, and Richard Simmons twerking; this has to be the oddest mixed message marketing by the administration yet…
Perfect for the back of your VW Beetle… Continue reading »
Tags: Funny, Obamacare
- US Vs. Russia In 3 Cartoons (ZeroHedge, March 16, 2014):
Sometimes a picture paints a thousand words… but on occasion, it takes three to get the full perspective…
How Russians see Putin…
How Americans see Obama…
How the rest of the world sees Obama…
Source: Jim Quinn’s Sunday Funnies (via Cagle)
- Obamacare Version 2.0 For Dummies (ZeroHedge, Feb 15, 2015):
Not quite what you thought it would be? Have no fear. The following will make it all clear…
- The Obama Constitution (ZeroHedge, Feb 1, 2014):
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Tags: Barack Obama
- Introducing “The Money Oscars” – Jon Stewart on Davos and Financial “Journalists” (Liberty Blitzkrieg, Jan 25, 2014):
Once again, Jon Stewart knocks it out of the park with his unique style of hilarious and cutting social commentary. This time he takes on the orgy of crony capitalists, vacuous celebrities and corrupt politicians that is the World Economic Forum in Davos, or as he calls it, “The Money Oscars.” This is the best Stewart clip I have seen since he recently took it to Chris Christie.
Tags: Davos, Funny, Jon Stewart, Journalism, World Economic Forum
- American Jobs (In One Cartoon) (ZeroHedge, Jan 19, 2014):
We have shown the charts; explained the implications; but perhaps nothing sums up the situation in the US labor force than “the other ongoing bridge scandal” in the following cartoon…
- A convenient memory lapse (Ice Age Now, Jan 6, 2014):
Media “forgets” that the ship trapped in thick Antarctic ice was chartered by global warming scientists.
Actually, they seem also to have forgotten that the rescue icebreaker is also trapped in the ice, and the the US nuclear icebreaker, the Polar Star, is now enroute to rescue the rescuers.
Branco cartoon courtesy http://legalinsurrection.com/