Jul 30

H/t reader squodgy:

“When a kid, it was trendy, thanks to clever marketing, but it was never tasty, or really desirable.

Then we learnt of the way it cleaned coins, dissolved meat and was made from birdshit phosphates, yes…REALLY!.

Now it’s our job to educate the kids.”


This Is What Happens One Hour After You Drink A Can Of Coke-Cola (Now The End Begins, July 29, 2015):

1. In The First 10 minutes: 10 teaspoons of sugar hit your system like a freight train. (100% of your recommended daily intake.) You don’t immediately vomit from the overwhelming sweetness because phosphoric acid cuts the flavor allowing you to keep it down.

2. 20 minutes: Your blood sugar spikes, causing an insulin burst. Your liver responds to this by turning any sugar it can get its hands on into fat. (There’s plenty of that at this particular moment.)

3. 40 minutes: Caffeine absorption is complete. Your pupils dilate, your blood pressure rises, as a response your liver dumps more sugar into your bloodstream. The adenosine receptors in your brain are now blocked preventing drowsiness.

4. 45 minutes: Your body ups your dopamine production stimulating the pleasure centers of your brain. This is physically the same way heroin works, by the way.

5. 60 minutes: The phosphoric acid binds calcium, magnesium and zinc in your lower intestine, providing a further boost in metabolism. This is compounded by high doses of sugar and artificial sweeteners also increasing the urinary excretion of calcium.

6. 60 Minutes+: The caffeine’s diuretic properties come into play. (It makes you have to pee.) It is now assured that you’ll evacuate the bonded calcium, magnesium and zinc that was headed to your bones as well as sodium, electrolyte and water.

7. 60 minutes+ : As the rave inside of you dies down you’ll start to have a sugar crash. You may become irritable and/or sluggish. You’ve also now, literally, pissed away all the water that was in the Coke. But not before infusing it with valuable nutrients your body could have used for things like even having the ability to hydrate your system or build strong bones and teeth.

A recent Gallup Poll finds that 48 percent of Americans drink soda on a daily basis. source

Tags: , ,

2 Responses to “This Is What Happens One Hour After You Drink A Can Of Coke-Cola”

  1. James Says:

    Pop in general is disgusting. I haven’t drank it since 2002 and will never go back to drinking it. I’m so disgusted by it that I don’t even like to hold a cup of fountain pop in my hand for anyone. My mom drinks diet coke from the fountain. I can’t stand it. I’m grateful my wife doesn’t drink pop and my kid doesn’t drink it either!

  2. Infinite Says:

    To James,

    If your mom wants to keep her bones, hair and teeth, then she should better not drink this phosphoric acid bomb.

    Furthermore if that diet coke has aspartame or neotame in it, then the following info should help to cure her from this addiction (or probably nothing else will) …












    Greet your mom from me and tell her that I do not want to tell her what to do.

    The only thing I want is that she may be able to live a long and healthy life.

    All the best,

Leave a Reply