Walmart Now Serving Effortless Meals … The Direct Path To Disease, Bankruptcy, No Sex Life, And MOAR DEBT!

Wal*Mart Now Serving Effortless Meals (ZeroHedge Aug 30, 2013):

SilverIsKing sarcastically commented:

“…the strength of the Wal*Mart crowd will hoist the economy…”

To which I replied, “It appears that the Wal*Mart crowd is interested in less effort, not so much hoisting the economy, as evidenced by this billboard.”

Americans think are taught that “effortless” is the path to happiness, when really it is the path to diabetes, hip and knee replacements, bankruptcy, no sex life, and MOAR DEBT!

Right after just one more effortless meal of Coke, potato salad, and Tyson chicken America will start exercising, go on a diet, and then Bernanke can taper.  Don’t hold your breath.

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